Transcript
In a fancy establishment, a badass-looking hero with sunglasses puts two daggers down on a table. Over the table is a sign reading “Check in your weapons here.” The checker behind the table has their arms crossed as they glare suspiciously at the hero.
Checker: Okay, now turn over the rest of them.
A montage of images shows the hero pulling things out of their hair, their mouth, off their sunglasses, from between their toes, out of a tiny chest pocket, and peeling a fake tattoo off their stomach.
On the table is an assortment of miscellaneous small items next to the daggers: a cotton swab, a tooth, a nail clipper, a four-sided die, a pencil stub, and a ripped fake tattoo. The checker stares at them.
Checker: Do I want to know how you plan to hurt people with these?
P.S. Our bills are paid by our wonderful patrons. Could you chip in?
LOL – love it!
Great one again, Bunny and Chris!
Any roleplayer knows how much D4’s can hurt.
Nail clippers are dangerous. Just ask the TSA.
I saw a series of images involving toenail clippers and a tooth. That’s horrifying. Don’t knock nail clippers.
Motto I gave a friend’s character:
“That’s not a knife. *That’s* a knife… and that’s a knife… and that’s a knife… and that’s a knife…”
A normal day for Bullseye
image description reads cotton swab, but the comic shows a cotton ball
Those were a feint. The sunglasses double as brass knuckles.
Tooth is sharp. Wad of paper can choke someone. Tattoo is poisoned.