In a techno fortress, a minion pulls the chained hero toward a menacing doorway as the villain supervises.
Villain: Lock them up and throw away the key!
Hero: This isn’t the last you’ve heard of me, evildoer! I’ll come back stronger than before.
Villain: Brave words, prisoner, but nothing can help you. Enjoy your time rotting in a dark cell.
With the hero locked behind closed doors, the minion turns to the villain.
Minion: Uh, Your Evilness, did you mean to lock them in the control room?
Villain: I’m sure it’ll be fine.
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I mean, what could possibly happen. It’s not as if the control room gives them control over anything…
Great one again, Bunny and Chris!
Their Evilness was specific about a dark cell, is the guard handling the prisoner the one that need to know what the prisoner-storing place is . Later, when the Dark Lord kills the guard everyone will say it is disproportionate.
>Lock them up and throw away the key!
Minion: But what if we want to use this cell after they’ve died of old age?
Villain: Do you want to be in the cell next to them?
Minion: Throwing away the key now, Your Evilness
I saw those chains and bodysuits and my mind went to BDSM. Guess that’ll have to wait for another comic?
I get the feeling the hero’s going to figure out a way to escape somehow.