In a techno fortress, a minion pulls the chained hero toward a menacing doorway as the villain supervises.

Villain: Lock them up and throw away the key!

Hero: This isn’t the last you’ve heard of me, evildoer! I’ll come back stronger than before.

Villain: Brave words, prisoner, but nothing can help you. Enjoy your time rotting in a dark cell.

With the hero locked behind closed doors, the minion turns to the villain.

Minion: Uh, Your Evilness, did you mean to lock them in the control room?

Villain: I’m sure it’ll be fine.

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