A vampire hunter has cornered two vampires. One of them has stepped forward to shield their terrified companion from harm.
Vampire: Stop, hunter! We may be vampires, but we’ve never hurt anyone.
Hunter [shocked]: Wait – are you saying I’ve been slaughtering the innocent?!
Vampire: Well… some of us do kill. But since some don’t, we should be considered innocent until proven guilty, receive a fair trial, go to jail, and have a chance at rehabilitation.
Hunter: Wow, I’d never thought of that.
Hunter: Actually, that sounds like a lot of effort. If you don’t mind, I think I’ll keep staking first and asking questions later.
Vampire: But you won’t kill me, right?
The hunter, now looking angsty, holds up the vampire’s hand to kiss it.
Hunter: Of course not, you’re one of the sexy – I mean, good ones. If anything happens to you, I’ll be devastated.