A vampire and human speak on the phone. They are both somewhere dimly lit.
Vampire: If you want to see your friend again, meet me at the abandoned mine.
Human: Okay. Wait – where is that?
Vampire: Sigh. You’re staying at the abandoned mansion, right?
Vampire: So drive past the abandoned hospital, turn left at the abandoned prison, park at the abandoned church and walk past the abandoned cemetery.
Human: Why does this town have so many abandoned places?
Their surroundings are clearer, showing that both callers are at a crowded nightclub.
Vampire, rolling eyes: Because everyone’s at the local club, of course.