A vampire and human speak on the phone. They are both somewhere dimly lit.

Vampire: If you want to see your friend again, meet me at the abandoned mine.

Human: Okay. Wait – where is that?

Vampire: Sigh. You’re staying at the abandoned mansion, right?

Human: Yeah.

Vampire: So drive past the abandoned hospital, turn left at the abandoned prison, park at the abandoned church and walk past the abandoned cemetery.

Human: Why does this town have so many abandoned places?

Their surroundings are clearer, showing that both callers are at a crowded nightclub.

Vampire, rolling eyes: Because everyone’s at the local club, of course.

P.S. Our bills are paid by our wonderful patrons. Could you chip in?

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