Heroine, holding up her axe, screams at attacking lich.

Lich limbs litter the ground, but the head cackles at her.

Lich head: Mwahaha! Did you not know I am DEATHLESS?

Heroine reels back in horror as the limbs come after her!

Lich head: Even torn apart I shall come for you!

They are still slowly trying to crawl toward her as she looks at her phone. 

Lich head: …Just as soon as my hands crawl their way… just a little farther…

Heroine: So how long is this going to take? I have an appointment in twenty minutes.

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