Heroine, holding up her axe, screams at attacking lich.
Lich limbs litter the ground, but the head cackles at her.
Lich head: Mwahaha! Did you not know I am DEATHLESS?
Heroine reels back in horror as the limbs come after her!
Lich head: Even torn apart I shall come for you!
They are still slowly trying to crawl toward her as she looks at her phone.
Lich head: …Just as soon as my hands crawl their way… just a little farther…
Heroine: So how long is this going to take? I have an appointment in twenty minutes.
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