A few members of a space crew are examining a mountainous landscape.
Captain: This alien world is remarkably like Earth. The mountains, the trees, even that lodge. Everyone, spread out and investigate.
Crew member: Captain, I found something.
The captain examines the remainder of someone’s lunch on the go. Sitting next to it is a book left behind.
Captain: The Call of the Wild. Of course!
Captain: An advanced alien species must have read the book and created this elaborate environment to make us feel at home.
Inside a nearby ski lodge, a crew member is renting a pair of skis. In the background, the captain points dramatically.
Employee: Won’t your captain realize you’re back on Earth?
Crew member: She didn’t the last two times.
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