A few members of a space crew are examining a mountainous landscape.

Captain: This alien world is remarkably like Earth. The mountains, the trees, even that lodge. Everyone, spread out and investigate.

Crew member: Captain, I found something.

The captain examines the remainder of someone’s lunch on the go. Sitting next to it is a book left behind.

Captain: The Call of the Wild. Of course!

Captain: An advanced alien species must have read the book and created this elaborate environment to make us feel at home.

Inside a nearby ski lodge, a crew member is renting a pair of skis. In the background, the captain points dramatically.

Employee: Won’t your captain realize you’re back on Earth?

Crew member: She didn’t the last two times.

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