In the background, a Team Good hero is fighting an evil minion. In the foreground, Hero 1 holds Hero 2 back from the fight. Hero 1 looks self-righteous and smug, while Hero 2 appears incredulous.
Hero 1: You can’t attack yet, it’s his turn.
Hero 2: Turn? Shouldn’t we attack at the same time?
Hero 1: That would hardly be fair!
Later… Hero 2 looks beaten up as they speak to the warlord.
Hero 2: Can I join your side instead?
At the Team Evil headquarters, the warlord is riling up all the evil minions.
Warlord: We are the ruthless horde! We will crush their bones and drink their blood!
Minions [including Hero 2]: ARG!!
Warlord is wearing glasses and looking at a clipboard.
Warlord: Just one reminder. By union rules, turns in a fight are allotted based on seniority, so only attack if someone in seniority doesn’t want your spot.
Hero 2: Dammit.
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