Two people in fancy romantic clothing are clasping hands and looking longingly into each other’s eyes.
Lovebird 1: I am nothing but a dried husk in an empty desert without your cool, refreshing presence to rehydrate me.
Lovebird 2: Without your calming touch, my heart is a tornado that destroys everything in its path.
Lovebird 1: I beg of you, tell me you will be with me until the end of days!
Lovebird 2: I would give my very soul if it would keep us together, but –
Lovebird 2 reaches into a hat behind them labeled “Hasty Obstacles” and takes out a paper slip. They read it.
Lovebird 2: – all love is forbidden!
Lovebird 1 is also reading a slip of paper.
Lovebird 1: I got “afraid of commitment.”
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