A young woman sits on her couch holding a phone, looking incredulously at an online video.
Woman: Have you seen the special effects on this goblin? They look ridiculous!
Doorbell: Ding dong!
An agent in a suit and sunglasses stands in the doorway with a stern expression. The tips of colorful butterfly wings are showing on either side of his shoulders.
Agent: Are you user dragn4rt? You’ve viewed and liked what no mortal should see. You’ll have to come with me.
Woman: Come with… are you wearing fairy wings?
The agent looks sheepish.
Woman: Okay look, if it’s about the bad goblin video I made, I’m going to improve the special effects, just as soon as –
Agent: Wait, you made the video?
The doorway shows only the bottom of the agent’s legs as they float upward.
Woman: With my buddies. I’m still new at it but –
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