Two action heroes hide behind cover, glancing at a helicopter nearby.
Action Hero 1: If we’re fast, we can make it to that helicopter.
Action Hero 2: But helicopters always crash and explode!
Action Hero 1: What? No they don’t.
Action Hero 2: Yes, they do. Every time.
Action Hero 1: Think about this. If they exploded every time, who would pay to produce them?
At a factory, robed figures in hard hats gather before a completed helicopter. The manager raises their arms in exaltation.
Manager: A new sacrifice for the fire gods!
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