Transcript
Two action heroes hide behind cover, glancing at a helicopter nearby.
Action Hero 1: If we’re fast, we can make it to that helicopter.
Action Hero 2: But helicopters always crash and explode!
Action Hero 1: What? No they don’t.
Action Hero 2: Yes, they do. Every time.
Action Hero 1: Think about this. If they exploded every time, who would pay to produce them?
Elsewhere…
At a factory, robed figures in hard hats gather before a completed helicopter. The manager raises their arms in exaltation.
Manager: A new sacrifice for the fire gods!
Workers: Huzzah!
P.S. Our bills are paid by our wonderful patrons. Could you chip in?
LOL … that explains so much! Great one, Bunny and Chris!
Little known fact: despite the obvious closeness of their religious beliefs and holy rituals, the Order of the Whirring Blade and the Church of Exploding Cars are in constant feud over which one is doing the sacrifices correctly.
This sectarianism difference was the reason of two of the three largest religious wars of the last millenium, and caused more than 7,800 large-scale fires.
Lol, religious wars between closely related sects really are the most vicious.
https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/the-weekly-roll/ch-8-a-tale-of-a-party-long-gone/viewer?title_no=358889&episode_no=8
Hahaha!