Three men in street clothes show off their heroic poses to passersby. A young woman stands casually next to them.
Muscle-Man: Yes, it’s your heroes, Muscle-Man, Lightning Lad, Shieldinator, and The Chick.
The Chick: My name is Allison.
Muscle-Man pulls open his shirt to reveal a superhero outfit. Shieldinator hands Allison a pink superhero outfit.
Muscle-Man: Heroes, the villain is threatening the city with his superweapon. Away!
Allison: Don’t I get to pick my own color?
The four heroes are in costume, standing in the villain’s lair. The three men stand out of sight with their backs to a wall, not noticing the subtle lines in the floor under them. Allison crouches near a lever.
Muscle-Man: Now’s your moment, Chick. Seduce that villain!
Allison pulls the lever and the three male heroes scream as they fall through the trapdoor.
The villain looks at Allison with heart eyes. Allison holds out a pair of handcuffs.
Villain: Be still, my heart. You destroyed my foes! How can I ever repay you?
Allison: Put these on.
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