Three men in street clothes show off their heroic poses to passersby. A young woman stands casually next to them. 

Muscle-Man: Yes, it’s your heroes, Muscle-Man, Lightning Lad, Shieldinator, and The Chick.

The Chick: My name is Allison.

Muscle-Man pulls open his shirt to reveal a superhero outfit. Shieldinator hands Allison a pink superhero outfit. 

Muscle-Man: Heroes, the villain is threatening the city with his superweapon. Away!

Allison: Don’t I get to pick my own color?

The four heroes are in costume, standing in the villain’s lair. The three men stand out of sight with their backs to a wall, not noticing the subtle lines in the floor under them. Allison crouches near a lever.

Muscle-Man: Now’s your moment, Chick. Seduce that villain!

Allison: Fine.

Allison pulls the lever and the three male heroes scream as they fall through the trapdoor.

The villain looks at Allison with heart eyes. Allison holds out a pair of handcuffs.

Villain: Be still, my heart. You destroyed my foes! How can I ever repay you?

Allison: Put these on.

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