Three attractive popular kids strut down a high school hallway. The first two look aggressively smug, while the third one appears mild mannered.
Popular Kid 1: We rule the school because we’re all hot and football captains!
Popular Kid 2: Yeah!
Popular Kid 3: I can’t acknowledge my hotness because it would make me less hot.
The first two popular kids point mockingly at someone standing offscreen.
Popular Kid 1: Oooooh, get a look at Ugly Una!
Popular Kid 2: What’s wrong, Una, don’t you know what a mirror is?
The popular kids are pointing at an extremely attractive and stylish girl wearing a cartoonishly oversized pair of horn-rimmed glasses and a name tag that reads, “Hello, my name is NERD.”
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