A team leader waits next to the front door of the team hideout. Another team member stands nearby.

Leader: Wayfinder Jansen should be here any minute.

Team Member: Isn’t that the wayfinder who always forgets our names?

Team Leader: Unfortunately.

A second team member joins them.

Team Member: I wish he’d put in a little effort. It’s so rude.

Team Member 2: Come on, let’s be fair. He probably just needs a reminder now and again. 

Leader: Great idea. When he arrives, I’ll remind him what to call us.

In the foreground, Wayfinder Jansen has stepped through the door. The team leader stands in front of a huge crowd of people on the other side of the room, gesturing to each person in turn.

Leader: In case you forgot, I’m Dee, and this is Dori, Nori, Ori, Dwalin, Balin, Donner, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer… 

P.S. Our bills are paid by our wonderful patrons. Could you chip in?

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