A Hero faces a Dark Queen on the battlefield.

Hero: Your reign of terror is over, for I have Doomslayer, the legendary blade forged by the ancients!

The Hero hits the Queen with the sword.

Hero: Aaaaah!

The sword breaks against her plate mail.

Queen: Is that bronze?

Hero [defensively]: I did say it was ancient.

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