Two attractive young protagonists stand at their back door, looking out into a menacingly dark yard.
Protagonist 1: It looks like the back lights are out. I’ll go have a look at the breaker.
Protagonist 2: Wait – don’t do it!
Protagonist 1: Why not?
Protagonist 2: Can’t you hear the music playing in a minor key? Where is it coming from?
Protagonist one points to the next yard over, where two goths are seated playing a cello and a bass. The goths wave.
Protagonist 1: The neighbors, remember? They’re goths that love classical music.
Protagonist 2: Do they have to start playing every time the lights go out?
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