Transcript
Two attractive young protagonists stand at their back door, looking out into a menacingly dark yard.
Protagonist 1: It looks like the back lights are out. I’ll go have a look at the breaker.
Protagonist 2: Wait – don’t do it!
Protagonist 1: Why not?
Protagonist 2: Can’t you hear the music playing in a minor key? Where is it coming from?
Protagonist one points to the next yard over, where two goths are seated playing a cello and a bass. The goths wave.
Protagonist 1: The neighbors, remember? They’re goths that love classical music.
Protagonist 2: Do they have to start playing every time the lights go out?
P.S. Our bills are paid by our wonderful patrons. Could you chip in?
LOL … how convenient to have neighbours who play the right background music for your life!
Great one again, Bunny and Chris!
Horror scene in the making, perhaps?
Do they also play drum-rolls for the jokes?
Later on, when the light goes off and the neighbours don’t start to play we will know the monster have eated them. Early warning system.
Life would be so much better with background music.