A giant flower opens, revealing a heroine with a flower outfit and glowing powers. Her mentor stands nearby.
Mentor: The gods have given you a new life, but they have one rule: if you ever express your affection for Leonardo, you’ll spontaneously combust.
Heroine: What the hell?
The mentor pushes the unhappy heroine forward.
Mentor: For his own good and yours, you must go break his poor heart in the most devastating way possible.
As the sun sets in the background, the heroine stands on a balcony, looking down upon her love, Leonardo. The mentor stands to the side, their head in their hands.
Heroine: I know you want to date, but if I express any feelings for you, the gods will make me spontaneously combust.
Leonardo: Woah, that’s messed up.
Heroine: Yeah, I need to find a new religion.
Mentor: This is not what I meant.
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