A minion is standing over the hero with a blade to their throat. The villain is standing nearby.

Villain: Wait! I can’t kill our darling hero so soon.

The villain makes a dramatic crushing gesture with their fist.

Villain: First, I must crush their spirit!

Hero: Do your worst.

The hero is sitting on a simple chair, a hand on either shoulder pushing them down. In front of them is a glowing screen. There is a look of dismay on their face.

We see the screen. Twitter is pulled up. 

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