Mother: Doctor, with my important duties… I don’t have time to raise a kid.

On a spaceship, a mother holds a newborn baby in her arms. A doctor stands nearby.

Doctor: No problem.

The doctor places the baby in a cart by itself in the center of the room.

Doctor: Now we wait.

Mother: What are we waiting for?

Doctor: Oh, alien DNA, space time portals, bio-engineering, or just spontaneous – 

In place of the baby is a young adult wearing the ship’s uniform.

Young adult: Hi, mom!

Mother: Wow, is that really you, umm… I should probably name you.

Young adult: Sure, you can do that after we go on adventures!

P.S. Our bills are paid by our wonderful patrons. Could you chip in?

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