Mother: Doctor, with my important duties… I don’t have time to raise a kid.
On a spaceship, a mother holds a newborn baby in her arms. A doctor stands nearby.
Doctor: No problem.
The doctor places the baby in a cart by itself in the center of the room.
Doctor: Now we wait.
Mother: What are we waiting for?
Doctor: Oh, alien DNA, space time portals, bio-engineering, or just spontaneous –
In place of the baby is a young adult wearing the ship’s uniform.
Young adult: Hi, mom!
Mother: Wow, is that really you, umm… I should probably name you.
Young adult: Sure, you can do that after we go on adventures!
P.S. Our bills are paid by our wonderful patrons. Could you chip in?