In a spaceship, an ensign introduces the captain to a visiting alien.

Ensign: Meet my alien half sister, who is very important to me and always has been.

Captain: You never mentioned a sister before.

Ensign: We were tragically separated in the asteroid war.

Captain: But… when we visited the asteroids, you said it was your first time.

Ensign: So I believed, but actually, I’d repressed the memories because of trauma.

Sister: And I only recently recovered from amnesia and came to find him.

Captain: This seems perfectly normal. 

The captain shakes hands with the sister. A strange glow covers their joined hands as the captain falls into a trance.

Captain: Nice to meet you. I’m the captain.

Sister: I am your alien half sister.

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