Two heroes stand before a dark and gritty fantasy fortress.
Hero 1: You can’t go into that death trap! This isn’t some story where everyone gets their happy ending.
Hero 1: This is real-
The heroes stop and watch as a line of miniature blue kangaroos in striped socks floats past.
Hero 2: You were saying?
Hero 1 [defensively]: It could still be a tragedy!
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