Trapped by enemies, a couple bystanders look in awe at a mage surrounded by shadows.

Bystander 1: It’s the enchantress Thra! No one is more powerful than she!

Bystander 2: We’re saved!

The shadows around the mage are now distinct demonic shapes. The mage points dramatically at the enemies.

Mage: Isti furati vestrum prandium!

The shadows leap after the enemies, who run away. A bystander looks at Thra suspiciously.

Bystander 2: Did you just say “Those are the guys who stole your lunch” in Latin?

Thra, eating a shadowy sandwich: Shhhhh!

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