Two friends wear gas masks in a town with heavy yellow smog. Friend 2 pulls a deeply upset Friend 1 toward a rocket in the background.

Friend 1: I can’t leave, this is my home!

Friend 2: We don’t have a choice, the toxic gas will only get worse. 

The two friends stand in space suits on a barren planet with a thick yellow atmosphere. The rocket sits in the background.

Friend 1: The atmosphere here is 100% toxic gas.

Friend 2: That’s okay, I just need to activate the auto-terraformer…

The same planet now has a blue sky and plant life. The friends have removed their helmets.

Friend 2: There, see? All of the toxic gas has been transformed into a healthy atmosphere.

Friend 1 glares.

Friend 2: What?

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