A superhero as his alias tenderly holds his boyfriend’s hand. In his other hand is a small half mask.

Superhero: I have something I need to tell you… I’m Dashing Defender.

Boyfriend: What? No, that can’t be possible.

Superhero: I’ll prove it.

The superhero has put the half mask on his face. The boyfriend is surprised and delighted.

Boyfriend: You’re Dashing Defender! 

The superhero takes it off again. The boyfriend looks around frantically.

Superhero: That’s what I was trying to tell you.

Boyfriend: Drat, did you see where Dashing Defender went? 

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