Transcript

In a dim office at night, a bleary worker holds a cup of coffee as a mysterious message appears on their computer console.

Console: i see u jessie

Alarmed, Jessie leans toward their monitor to chat with the mysterious presence. 

Jessie: ???

Console: you’re holding a coffee and leaning forward in your chair

Jessie: …

Jessie: That could be a lucky guess.

Console: in 30 sec a coworker will knock on your door 

Console: 29

Console: 28

Console: 27

Console: 26

Console: 25

In the doorway of the office, Jessie has opened the door to find a startled coworker standing right outside, staring at a device in their hands.

Jessie: Are you timing your knock with a stopwatch?

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