In a dim office at night, a bleary worker holds a cup of coffee as a mysterious message appears on their computer console.
Console: i see u jessie
Alarmed, Jessie leans toward their monitor to chat with the mysterious presence.
Console: you’re holding a coffee and leaning forward in your chair
Jessie: That could be a lucky guess.
Console: in 30 sec a coworker will knock on your door
In the doorway of the office, Jessie has opened the door to find a startled coworker standing right outside, staring at a device in their hands.
Jessie: Are you timing your knock with a stopwatch?
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