Hero 1 looks stricken as they cradle Hero 2. Blood trickles down from Hero 2’s nose.

Hero 1: No, my love, you can’t die!

Hero 2: Relax, it’s just a bloody nose.

Hero 1: What villain did this to you?!

Hero 2: Umm… dry air from the cold snap?

Hero 1 points their finger dramatically at an ice-powered villain nearby.

Hero 1: Cold Snap!!!

Cold Snap: I strike again! Mwahahahaha!

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