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Monday
A hermit in faded robes and outgrown hair huddles at a mountain pass, staring blankly as he hugs his knees to his chest.
Tuesday
Huddled in the same place, the hermit brings a beetle to his open mouth.
Wednesday
The hermit is in the same huddled position on his side, sleeping.
Thursday
The shot zooms out to show a narrow bridge over the pass among rocky cliffs. The hermit stands tall at the end, wind sweeping his robes, as he holds out a thick staff. On the other side a young knight holds her sword.
Hermit: ONLY THE RIGHTEOUS MAY ENTER HERE. YOU SHALL BE TESTED!
Friday
Rain falls on the shivering, huddling hermit.
P.S. Our bills are paid by our wonderful patrons. Could you chip in?
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It’s a hard life, being a hermit.
Can you please do one how in sci-fi movie’s the weirdest looking thing is always the most dangerous?
Do you want to give me some examples?
Unfortunately people have to recognize the trope for the jokes to work, so I can’t center comics on tropes that aren’t widely recognized. But if you give me some examples, I’ll see what I can do with it.
Haha. You forgot him passing out from the lack of oxygen up there.