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Monday
A hermit in faded robes and outgrown hair huddles at a mountain pass, staring blankly as he hugs his knees to his chest.
Tuesday
Huddled in the same place, the hermit brings a beetle to his open mouth.
Wednesday
The hermit is in the same huddled position on his side, sleeping.
Thursday
The shot zooms out to show a narrow bridge over the pass among rocky cliffs. The hermit stands tall at the end, wind sweeping his robes, as he holds out a thick staff. On the other side a young knight holds her sword.
Hermit: ONLY THE RIGHTEOUS MAY ENTER HERE. YOU SHALL BE TESTED!
Friday
Rain falls on the shivering, huddling hermit.
oof
It’s a hard life, being a hermit.
Can you please do one how in sci-fi movie’s the weirdest looking thing is always the most dangerous?
Do you want to give me some examples?
Unfortunately people have to recognize the trope for the jokes to work, so I can’t center comics on tropes that aren’t widely recognized. But if you give me some examples, I’ll see what I can do with it.
Haha. You forgot him passing out from the lack of oxygen up there.