A vampire aims a gun at two vampire hunters with Viking-style swords and armor.

Vampire: You can’t defeat me, hunters. For I have… a gun!

Hunter 1: *GASP*

Hunter 2: Run!

The hunters are gathered at their hideout.

Hunter 2: We’ve never faced a threat like this before. To defeat the gun vampire, we must break our vow of period-appropriate historical warfare. 

Hunter 1: Are you saying we have to use projectile weapons?!

Hunter 2: I’m afraid so.

The hunters wait in the dark, holding medieval crossbows at the ready.

Hunter 1: They’re 200 years more recent than our swords. I feel so dirty.

Hunter 2: Me too.

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