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A vampire aims a gun at two vampire hunters with Viking-style swords and armor.
Vampire: You can’t defeat me, hunters. For I have… a gun!
Hunter 1: *GASP*
Hunter 2: Run!
The hunters are gathered at their hideout.
Hunter 2: We’ve never faced a threat like this before. To defeat the gun vampire, we must break our vow of period-appropriate historical warfare.
Hunter 1: Are you saying we have to use projectile weapons?!
Hunter 2: I’m afraid so.
The hunters wait in the dark, holding medieval crossbows at the ready.
Hunter 1: They’re 200 years more recent than our swords. I feel so dirty.
Hunter 2: Me too.
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LOL … such modern weaponry!
On the other hand, since vampires are usually staked, a modified crossbow might even make sense…
Fun one again, Bunny and Chris!
“It’s too modern !! » says the hunter with violet dyed hairs…
You know you’re in trouble when the gun vampires appear.
The Gun Vampire is my campaign’s new final boss.
*Gasp* It’s the dreaded Gun-pire!
Since they are both obviously bulletproof i don’t see the problem on closing in and stab him.
(Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight. Nor a sword. Nor even a smaller gun.)
The only way to kill a vampire is with a stake through the heart.
So, logically, they should run into battle with a suit made of fragmentation grenades.
Not really. The original myths asked for a stake throught the heart to nail them to the coffin and make them inmovile while you put garlic into their mouths and cut their heads off with a shovel. Then you take the heart out and burn it along with some other herbs.
Buffy, Season One, “Angel”:
Buffy levels her new crossbow at Darla.
Darla: “Ooo, scary!”
(Pulls out a pair of .45s.)
Darla: “Scary-ER.”