Several average-looking science fiction characters stand before a rupture in the fabric of reality.

Mentor: Don’t go through there! It leads to the mirror universe, a dangerous place where everyone you know is evil and sexy.

Protag 1: That’s good advice, but now I’m morbidly curious.

Protag 2: And I’m horny. Let’s go.

They walk through.

On the other side, shocked versions of themselves are covered in thick outfits from head to foot.

Mirror Protag 1: Invaders from the mirror universe!

Mirror Protag 2: Wow, we look sexy.

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