In the villain’s lair, a terrified minion kneels before the angry villain holding up a menacing weapon.

Minion: I’m sorry, Master. I won’t fail you again.

Villain: Oh, I know you won’t.

The villain smiles and gestures with her weapon to an elderly minion in glasses.

Villain: Because Garg here will accompany you as part of the kidnapper mentorship program. With their help, you’ll succeed from now on… or else.

Minion, terrified: Or else?!

The villain glares at the begging minion.

Villain: Or else you’ll get only three out of five stars on your yearly performance review, and a lower raise.

Minion: No! I’ll do better, I swear!

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