In the villain’s lair, a terrified minion kneels before the angry villain holding up a menacing weapon.
Minion: I’m sorry, Master. I won’t fail you again.
Villain: Oh, I know you won’t.
The villain smiles and gestures with her weapon to an elderly minion in glasses.
Villain: Because Garg here will accompany you as part of the kidnapper mentorship program. With their help, you’ll succeed from now on… or else.
Minion, terrified: Or else?!
The villain glares at the begging minion.
Villain: Or else you’ll get only three out of five stars on your yearly performance review, and a lower raise.
Minion: No! I’ll do better, I swear!