A ship at sea is surrounded by monsters who are threatening the crew.
Sailor: We could really use some magic right now!
Mage: Sorry, I can only use it when it’s dramatically appropriate.
Sailor: Well, when will it be dramatically appropriate?
Mage: Hmm… probably when someone is about to die.
Monsters grab a couple crew members.
Mage: Not that person.
Mage: Or that person.
The mage is looking out toward the see in thought. Behind them, the angry sailor is holding up their weapon, ready to hit the mage.
Mage: Someone who matters. Maybe you, definitely me.
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