Two people stand outside the entrance to a building. A sign on the door says, “Danger: Monsters.” Magical chains are wrapping around the door.
Mage: Here, I’ll conjure some magical chains to secure the door.
Friend: Wait, Fred is still in there.
Mage: Drat, well, that’s too bad.
Friend: What do you mean that’s too bad? Just unmake your chains.
Friend: Okay, then conjure something we can use to smash in the window.
Friend: Well, what can you do?
Mage: Hmm… unfortunately we’ll need to consult the oracle about this.
The mage opens a rift in the air, revealing a mountain landscape on the other side, and walks through.
Friend: You can open portals?
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