Friend: How can you dislike love at first sight?
Susan: Because it’s a trick by the elder gods to lure in victims.
Love Interest pops his head through the doorway.
Love Interest: Finally, someone who gets that love at first sight is obviously mind control!
Susan and Love Interest stare at each other with hearts in their eyes.
Susan: I have never been so wrong.
Love Interest: Let’s run off together.
A view showing the room behind Love Interest reveals he is a small part of a creature of cosmic horror, its gaping maw waiting to swallow anyone who comes through the door. Susan walks mindlessly toward her doom.
Friend: Ummm… Susan?
Susan: Don’t stop me. I would lay down my life for my one true love.
Friend: Awww, that’s really sweet.
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