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Friend: How can you dislike love at first sight?

Susan: Because it’s a trick by the elder gods to lure in victims.

Love Interest pops his head through the doorway. 

Love Interest: Finally, someone who gets that love at first sight is obviously mind control!

Susan and Love Interest stare at each other with hearts in their eyes. 

Susan: I have never been so wrong.

Love Interest: Let’s run off together.

A view showing the room behind Love Interest reveals he is a small part of a creature of cosmic horror, its gaping maw waiting to swallow anyone who comes through the door. Susan walks mindlessly toward her doom.

Friend: Ummm… Susan?

Susan: Don’t stop me. I would lay down my life for my one true love.

Friend: Awww, that’s really sweet.

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