In a fantasy kingdom, a peasant points dramatically at a ragged young hero wearing a shiny pendant with a sigil on it. A friend stands next to the hero.

Peasant: Look – he wears the sigil of our long-lost ruler!

A large crowd has gathered around the hero and their friend as a herald makes an announcement.

Herald: Rejoice, for our monarch has returned!

Crowd: Yay!

The friend leans over to whisper to the hero.

Friend: Didn’t you buy that at a pawnshop?

Hero: Shhhh!

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