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Two explorers are out in a small boat on a misty day. Explorer 1 holds a map. The mist begins to part, revealing land nearby.
Explorer 1: This is the secret spot marked on the map.
Explorer 2: Is that… land?
The two explorers stand on the shore of a vast land full of crystals. A person made of crystal greets them.
Crystal person: Welcome to the lost land of Crystaltopia!
Explorer 2: But this place is huge. Someone must have found it before now.
Explorer 1: Don’t you see? It appeared for us because we’re chosen.
A tour bus full of explorers appears in the background. Explorer 2 is holding a lit match.
Crystal person: That’s right. And better yet, if you sign up for the bus tour, you’ll get your hotel stay 25% off!
Explorer 2: Give me that map.
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This was hilarious!
Love it!
My guess is that these Crystaltopians are extraterrestrial enterprisers, and this whole “Lost Continent” thing is a sales gimmick.
Where did this lost continent come from? How did it get there? Most importantly of all, how did it become known as the lost continent?
I’ll just have to fill in the gaps. Maybe there was once a time when the dimensions were together, but demons invaded the material realm way too often. To prevent that from happening, the higher spirits sealed the dimensions with a veil. In the process, one of the continents disappeared, and humanity hasn’t heard of it since.
In modern times, the veil between worlds has begun to weaken. Demons have begun invading Earth once again. Along with that, pieces of this lost continent have begun coming through the veil. The heroes have to reseal the veil and put the pieces together before it’s too late.
If my own theory holds true, the continent only appeared recently.
The Crystaltopians sort of “built it” there with advanced terraforming technology, when they arrived, and came up with the whole “Lost Continent” gimmick to drum up tourism.