The villain sits on the throne of their dark intimidating fortress, staring down the hero.

Villain: You won’t dare challenge me. My fortress is designed to collapse at the very moment of my death!

Hero: But how will your fortress know when you’re dead?

The villain proudly holds up their phone.

Villain: The new Smart Fortress 500 monitors my life signs, makes fireplaces flare up dramatically, and shuts doors menacingly behind my guests, all easily managed with my phone app.

The hero takes out a bouquet of purple flowers.

Hero: Oh, right. That’s also how I know the scent of lilacs will put you into a deep slumber.

Villain: Wait – what?!

The hero stands over the already snoozing villain.

Hero: Smart Fortress collects and sells your medical data.

P.S. Our bills are paid by our wonderful patrons. Could you chip in?

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