Two steampunk heroes stand at an overlook, viewing the remains of a giant clockwork monster.

Hero 1: The great destroyer is finally defeated!

Hero 2: But at what cost?

Hero 1 puts a comforting hand on the shoulder of Hero 2.

Hero 1: Take heart. While our friends may be dead, along the way we learned that love conquers all.

The camera zooms out to reveal that the heroes are being attended by numerous servants with heart eyes and a pink glowing band around one arm.

Hero 1: Hey, lackey, where’s that coffee I asked for?

Servant: Right here, sir. I love you, sir!

P.S. Our bills are paid by our wonderful patrons. Could you chip in?

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