Two heroes stand back to back holding their swords, ringed by red-eyed aliens marked with strange runes.

Hero 1: Well, it looks like they have us surrounded. It’s been good knowing you.

Hero 2: I could wish for no better death than to go down fighting beside you.

Two aliens stand in the foreground, looking on at the heroes.

Alien 1: Our attempts at communication still aren’t working. What if we brought in more translators?

The view zooms out to show that the heroes are surrounded by a gigantic horde of aliens trying to hold up signs or make gestures.

Alien 2: I don’t think that’s going to help, sir.

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