A team from a spaceship investigates the surface of an alien planet. A woman approaches a man with a simple and generic look.

Maria: You must be new. I’m Maria.

Greg: Hi, I’m Greg, but actually, I’ve been serving with you for two years.

Maria: And I haven’t noticed you? I’m so sorry.

Greg: It’s okay, I don’t normally go on away missions. I just came today because it’s my last day and this planet reminds me of the home I can never go back to.

Maria looks alarmed.

Greg: What?

Greg is wearing every team member’s protective equipment as they all surround him, their phasers out.

Maria: Okay, everyone, our new mission is to protect what’s-his-name – 

Greg: My name is Greg?

Maria: – until we make it back to the ship.

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