At a job fair, a stand has “Evil Horde” written in blood and below it a commercial-looking “Now Hiring!” At the stand is an evil-looking warlord. Some interested applicants hover nearby.
Applicant: So what are the job duties of an evil horde soldier?
Warlord: We throw ourselves at the enemy until they suffocate under a mountain of our lifeless bodies!
Applicant: Oh. What’s the pay?
Applicant: Well, the other guy said I’d have to wear a helmet, so sign me up.