At a job fair, a stand has “Evil Horde” written in blood and below it a commercial-looking “Now Hiring!” At the stand is an evil-looking warlord. Some interested applicants hover nearby.

Applicant: So what are the job duties of an evil horde soldier?

Warlord: We throw ourselves at the enemy until they suffocate under a mountain of our lifeless bodies!

Applicant: Oh. What’s the pay?

Warlord: DEATH

Applicant: Benefits?

Warlord: DEATH

Applicant: Well, the other guy said I’d have to wear a helmet, so sign me up.

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