Transcript

A superhero and a commander stare across a desolate field to where a group of mean-looking, heavily armed fighters stand guard. The superhero palms her fist.

Commander: It’s a no-man’s-land out there. Invincible Woman, only you can get through their defenses.

Invincible Woman: Oh, don’t worry, when I’m done with them, they’ll be bawling like babies.

The superhero stands casually in front of the fighters and waves to them as the commander looks on. The fighters start attacking the superhero.

Invincible Woman: Hi! I’m the Invincible Woman, but you can just call me Mina.

Commander: What the hell is she doing?

Invincible Woman: Great, get that anger out of your system. I’ll still be here when you’re ready to talk.

Later…

The fighters stand around the superhero, weeping heavily as she nonchalantly pulls weapons and bullets out of her body.

Fighter [bawling]: Then they put up barbed fences so we couldn’t fetch water from the river!

Invincible Woman: That’s terrible, I’ll make sure they take those down.

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