Indoors, a woman approaches a man sitting on a wooden bench along the wall. Both are wearing nice clothes.
Woman: The detective’s here looking for suspects!
Man: What do we do?
The woman is sitting on the bench next to the man. He winks at her.
Woman: We need something that will help us blend in.
Man: I have an idea.
A slightly zoomed out view shows a detective staring at the man and woman, who are kissing on the bench. Nearby is a table with flowers and a large portrait of someone.
Detective: Why are you two snogging at a funeral?
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Comments on Ingenious Disguise
What? Snogging ALWAYS works!
LOL … that’s a great one again, Bunny and Chris!
Make the detective too uncomfortable to investigate.
The table is white, but the flowers are red. Just wanted to point that out b/c the caption says the flowers are white ^^
Doop! Thanks for the catch.
Points for understanding typical human behavior.
Minus points for having no sense of location.
Plot twist: It’s a funeral for the person they killed.