Indoors, a woman approaches a man sitting on a wooden bench along the wall. Both are wearing nice clothes.

Woman: The detective’s here looking for suspects!

Man: What do we do?

The woman is sitting on the bench next to the man. He winks at her.

Woman: We need something that will help us blend in.

Man: I have an idea.

A slightly zoomed out view shows a detective staring at the man and woman, who are kissing on the bench. Nearby is a table with flowers and a large portrait of someone. 

Detective: Why are you two snogging at a funeral?

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