Hero 1: I’m going to tell my girlfriend I’m a superhero with special powers.
Hero 2: You don’t want to do that.
Hero 1: Why not? That way she’ll understand why I cancel on her so often.
Hero 2: Trust me, she can’t handle the truth.
Hero 1: You mean that since people fear what they don’t understand, she’ll despise my powers.
Hero 2: No, I mean she’ll despise that her girlfriend is the keeper of a scientific breakthrough but is keeping it to herself so she can dress up in costumes and perform for news cameras.
Hero 1: Oh.
P.S. Our bills are paid by our wonderful patrons. Could you chip in?