On a rooftop, a hero and sidekick hide around a corner from a figure with a gun. The sidekick gets ready to fire their own weapon.

Hero: Stop! We kill monsters, not humans.

Sidekick: So are we just going to let him shoot us?

Hero: I have a two-part plan.

The hero runs at the enemy, whose shots are wildly off the mark.

Hero: First, count on him to aim really badly as I rush him.

The hero grabs the figure by the ankle and holds him over the edge of the roof.

Hero: Second, I’ll throw him off the roof.

Sidekick: Won’t that kill him?

Hero: Ha, of course not! The ground will kill him.

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