A hero is kicking the ass of a bunch of minions wearing matching outfits. The villain is behind them. The angry hero grabs him by the shirt. Regular people are crowded around.
Hero: You’re done, villain! I’ll make sure you never torment the fair citizens of Metroville again…
Watching Citizens: Yay!
The now-calm hero is handcuffing the villain. The crowd looks mad and is carrying protest signs saying things like “Villains must die.”
Hero: …by bringing you to justice!
Watching Citizens: Boo! Kill him!
We see a building with a rough hand-written banner: “100% Real Police Station.” Inside and around it are minions poorly disguised as police officers. One minion out front holds a sign that says, “Drop off your villains here.” The hero is there, handing the villain off to them.
Hero: When did the citizenry become so bloodthirsty?
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