A bored-looking man with a sheet of paper approaches a woman.
Man: I wrote you a love poem.
Woman: Uh, are you sure that’s meant for me?
Man: Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve dated the entire female cast, except for you.
Woman: Well, this beats dating Ted a third time.
Ted appears to reach longingly for the woman.
Ted: But I still love you! How could you plunge us into a tortured triangle?
Woman: Dammit, Ted.
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Comments on Final Season Romance
I guess that other guy should branch out. I’m sure Ted would go for a date if asked properly…
Good one, again, Bunny and Chris! I see the homework war has been won!
If you ask me, Ted comes out way too forcefully, which makes him scary.
The classic version of this scene is
“Roses are red, violets are blue
I’m the hero, you’re the only chick
I must be into you.”
So many shows…
Bunny’s taking a break for the week of Xmas, but with luck we’ll be back soon to either close out 2022 or ring in 2023.
Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays
Indeed, Happy Holidays!
A sentence we shall say here without hesitation or fear.