Two characters in cool outfits stare angrily at each other while a judge makes a pronouncement.
Judge: It’s your word against theirs. That leaves us with one way to determine which of you committed the villainous deed.
Judge: Trial by –
The judge throws flowers and confetti in the air as the court cheers.
Judge: Beauty pageant!
The opposing characters, now done up, pose on a red carpet while the jury observes.
Juror 1: Remind me how a beauty pageant determines guilt?
Juror 2: The hero is always the best looking, duh.