A homely old woman in patched clothing is at the door of a manor. The young and beautiful nobleman at the door points for her to leave.
Old woman: You would treat me poorly because of my homely visage?
The old woman has transformed into a glowing maiden in a fancy gown. She waves a wand.
Woman: Well, surprise! I’m really a beautiful enchantress. To punish you for your discourtesy, you shall appear ugly until someone loves you!
Nobleman: Thereby teaching me not to judge others by their appearance?
A beast sits in place of the nobleman.
Woman: What? No! You were supposed to guess that I’m secretly hot, so now you’ll appear ugly until someone guesses you’re secretly hot.
Nobleman: Oh, right.
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