Transcript

A homely old woman in patched clothing is at the door of a manor. The young and beautiful nobleman at the door points for her to leave.

Old woman: You would treat me poorly because of my homely visage?

The old woman has transformed into a glowing maiden in a fancy gown. She waves a wand.

Woman: Well, surprise! I’m really a beautiful enchantress. To punish you for your discourtesy, you shall appear ugly until someone loves you!

Nobleman: Thereby teaching me not to judge others by their appearance?

A beast sits in place of the nobleman.

Woman: What? No! You were supposed to guess that I’m secretly hot, so now you’ll appear ugly until someone guesses you’re secretly hot.

Nobleman: Oh, right.

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